I think I finally have all this relationship stuff figured out. I just need to get any guy I’m ever interested in (assuming I’m ever interested in anyone again) to answer the following two questions:
- Do you love me for who I am… not who you want me to be?
- Would you shove cake in my face at our wedding?
The desired answers, in case you are thicker than a brick, are yes, and no, respectively. If he can answer those questions correctly… he’s for me!
… alright. It might, admittedly, be a tad bit more complicated than that.
*wades back into piles of schoolwork and websites and stuff *
May 2nd, 2006 at 4:07 am
But would you shove cake in his face?
May 2nd, 2006 at 8:39 am
what’s wrong with shoving cake in face?
apparently i’m half as thick as a brick…
May 2nd, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Aw, you gotta shove the wedding cake in the bride’s face.
Seriously now.
May 3rd, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Dennis - Of course not! Okay, if he shoved it in mine, I would. Or if I was feeling particularly persnickety that day or something.
Philip - Well, I guess you’re disqualified!
Lol.
Ian - Read on:
Now, just so we’re all on the same page, let’s clarify this a bit: shoving cake IN MOUTH is okay. That’s necessary. I mean, that’s the whole point of the cake cutting. If a little gets on her face… well, that’s kind of unavoidable. But deliberate shoving of cake INTO FACE, thereby ruining makeup and possibly staining dress, depending on how exuberant you were, does not seem like very much fun. Sure, the bride always smiles and laughs like she thought it was cute, but you know what she’s really thinking is “Man, I hope he pays more attention to what I want in our marriage.”
I suppose that if I had already learned enough about a guy’s character to decide to marry him, I would not ditch him because he had a momentary lapse of judgment and shoved cake in my face. But I still probably wouldn’t be happy about it.
(You can all feel free to come back and laugh at me after I marry the man of my dreams and he shoves cake in my face.)
May 3rd, 2006 at 9:44 pm
I think I’ll have an all-out cake fight at my wedding. Guests included.
…
What?!
May 4th, 2006 at 12:04 am
Ian - i’m there!
May 8th, 2006 at 8:45 am
Cake + Face = sooo 80’s or something like that.