YOU TOO can help the Halloween-inept

So, here’s the situation:

Halloween, as you may or may not know, is next Tuesday. This coming Friday, the 27th, is Gutenberg’s Halloween party. Since I no longer Trick-or-Treat, Gutenberg’s Halloween party is pretty much the event for which I need a costume. Today, the school was a-buzz with students who have these fantastic ideas for their costumes.

I AM CURRENTLY COSTUME-LESS. Two days to go, and NO COSTUME.

Okay, that’s not strictly true… because I have lots of old-fashiony dresses and skirts, cool boots, a purple hooded cloak, several kinds of belts, several kinds of gloves, a few cool hats, some vests, a toy lightsaber, and various other accouterments that may or may not be awesome.

Those are my building blocks. I have the building blocks… I just don’t have an idea.

Other things to keep in mind: 1) My red hair. I would be willing to wear a wig (in fact it might be fun), but if you can think of a character who is a redhead, that would be fun too. 2) I have this perverse desire to wear fake eyelashes. I have never tried them, but every time I see them hanging on the Halloween aisle at work I just WANT TO TRY THEM. Silly, I know.

Any ideas? Throw ‘em at me! I need brainstorming help.

Just… please nobody suggest that I be Mara Jade. Been there, done that… every Halloween for the past ten years.

Okay, not quite. But ALMOST.

8 Comments so far

  1. Joe wrote:

    Well, you could get some cardboard boxes together and make yourself into a camera… but unfortunately that dosn’t involve fake-eyelashes. =[

    -Joe

  2. Erin Julian wrote:

    Lol, Joe… not a bad idea. OR I could just glue my CAMERA to my FACE! Oh wait… that wouldn’t be a costume, that would just be me. :D

  3. Paul wrote:

    Hmm, having recently watched the Adams Family, why not follow Wednesday’s example and wear your normal clothes and go as a homicidal maniac because “they look just like everyone else”.

  4. Davis wrote:

    How about Pipi Longstocking? She’s a redhead, and you could probably use your fake eyelashes.

  5. philip wrote:

    go as a blonde, brunette, or … uh, whatever you call someone with black hair. it’ll be a shocker.

  6. Hope wrote:

    Go as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, the is the COOLEST and she totally has red hair JUST LIKE YOURS!

    dances

    rah

  7. Summer wrote:

    If you are just dead set on the fake lashes get a nice eighties church mom dress with big shoulder pads and go as tammy fae baker…this costume of course would be better if you had a jim baker at your side but she is an icon in and of herself so you could pull it off.

  8. Mark wrote:

    go dressed as a whoopee cousion, everybody loves a whoopee