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	<title>Comments on: 5 reasons you would have pretended not to know me if we had met at work today</title>
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		<title>By: {Lylium.org} archive &#187; Dear person who arrived at this website&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator>{Lylium.org} archive &#187; Dear person who arrived at this website&#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] You should not use the precious few moments you have before the walls of your esophagus fuse permanently together reading about the time I spilled super glue all over myself. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] You should not use the precious few moments you have before the walls of your esophagus fuse permanently together reading about the time I spilled super glue all over myself. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Philip</title>
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		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>tasty.
best phrase of the day &quot;phlegmatic pain&quot; :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>tasty.<br />
best phrase of the day &#8220;phlegmatic pain&#8221; <img src='http://dayspringdesign.com/lylium/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Meredith</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meredith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Excellent post.

I was entirely unable to visualize the wad of phlegm.  For some reason, wad is just a very image-inducing word.  Then the image started following me around; don&#039;t think of a pink elephant, and the like.

So thank you for that. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excellent post.</p>
<p>I was entirely unable to visualize the wad of phlegm.  For some reason, wad is just a very image-inducing word.  Then the image started following me around; don&#8217;t think of a pink elephant, and the like.</p>
<p>So thank you for that. <img src='http://dayspringdesign.com/lylium/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have had a cold for ages now, and my flatmates awake to the sounds of me clearing it out. I feel your phlegmatic pain.

Incidentally, why the hell did Hippocrates think that the phlegm humour was responsible for &quot;apathetic and sluggish behaviour&quot;? Because it doesn&#039;t feel like that when I&#039;m trying to eject it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have had a cold for ages now, and my flatmates awake to the sounds of me clearing it out. I feel your phlegmatic pain.</p>
<p>Incidentally, why the hell did Hippocrates think that the phlegm humour was responsible for &#8220;apathetic and sluggish behaviour&#8221;? Because it doesn&#8217;t feel like that when I&#8217;m trying to eject it!</p>
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		<title>By: Sevi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sevi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hah, I think that had I been hanging out with you all day everybody would pick me to avoid, not you. Explained: My lavishly long hair is in a permanate state of &quot;That thing&quot; and my only defence against this is a rather good bashing with my handy dandy comb. And that isnt even enough sometimes, my hair is extremely selfish and non conforming. You got me on the glue, but BOO-freakin&#039;-HOO. ^*In a mocking tone*^ &quot;I got sticky glue on my hands. Oh woe is me!&quot;. At DQ (which I will return to some pont in my life) there is about a .03 chance of NOT getting burned at any givin time for any givin reason. Burned hands/face &gt; sticky glue (X ninty-billion). Me? I have/had a disiease. Had a fever all last week and over the weekend (sucked). Now I have a lovely cough in which I always find the most precious little &quot;peals&quot; some of which are *RED* that find their way loged within my thoat. They are disloged and expelled when it is most conveniant (sucks currently).

Sorry to ruin your sucky disposition, but I clearly suck more than you do right now. Thank you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hah, I think that had I been hanging out with you all day everybody would pick me to avoid, not you. Explained: My lavishly long hair is in a permanate state of &#8220;That thing&#8221; and my only defence against this is a rather good bashing with my handy dandy comb. And that isnt even enough sometimes, my hair is extremely selfish and non conforming. You got me on the glue, but BOO-freakin&#8217;-HOO. ^*In a mocking tone*^ &#8220;I got sticky glue on my hands. Oh woe is me!&#8221;. At DQ (which I will return to some pont in my life) there is about a .03 chance of NOT getting burned at any givin time for any givin reason. Burned hands/face &gt; sticky glue (X ninty-billion). Me? I have/had a disiease. Had a fever all last week and over the weekend (sucked). Now I have a lovely cough in which I always find the most precious little &#8220;peals&#8221; some of which are *RED* that find their way loged within my thoat. They are disloged and expelled when it is most conveniant (sucks currently).</p>
<p>Sorry to ruin your sucky disposition, but I clearly suck more than you do right now. Thank you.</p>
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		<title>By: teal</title>
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		<dc:creator>teal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*laugh*
poor dear.
i like it when your hair does that thing, though. it amuses me. =)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*laugh*<br />
poor dear.<br />
i like it when your hair does that thing, though. it amuses me. =)</p>
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