… by typing “I swallowed super glue” into Google:
YOU ARE AT THE WRONG WEBSITE.
You should not use the precious few moments you have before the walls of your esophagus fuse permanently together reading about the time I spilled super glue all over myself.
Instead, you should do something productive, like watching this a few times. You’ll thank me later.
P.S. That is not actually good advice.

March 25th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Haha, I’ve always wanted to write a post like this. Especially to the person that found my website with the search string “Ian is dumb”.
March 25th, 2007 at 11:46 am
um. heh.
that is a really bizarre song.