Dear person who arrived at this website…

… by typing “I swallowed super glue” into Google:

YOU ARE AT THE WRONG WEBSITE.

You should not use the precious few moments you have before the walls of your esophagus fuse permanently together reading about the time I spilled super glue all over myself.

Instead, you should do something productive, like watching this a few times. You’ll thank me later.

P.S. That is not actually good advice.

2 Comments so far

  1. Ian wrote:

    Haha, I’ve always wanted to write a post like this. Especially to the person that found my website with the search string “Ian is dumb”.

  2. teal wrote:

    um. heh.
    that is a really bizarre song.