Wednesday, May 30th, 2007


They should pay me for ideas like this

This one is for all you mp3 player—iPod or otherwise—owners out there who have ever faced the dilemma I am about to describe.

Picture this: you’re listening to your music. Alone.

Listening to tunes the old fashioned way

It’s a fun, groovy little time for you, right? But it’s—let’s face it—a little bit solitary. What happens when you suddenly think to yourself, “Gee. I would really like to share this rocking Decemberists song with three to five of my closest companions.”

Up till now, if you didn’t have a pair of speakers with the proper connector handy, you were out of luck. But NOT ANYMORE! Now, all you need is your iPod, your earbuds, and—are you ready?—your mouth.

There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this

That’s right, folks! Your God-given oracular cavity is a perfect sound chamber to transmit your tunes to those standing immediately around you. Just follow these simple steps:

  1. Turn on your iPod-like device.
  2. Choose a rocking song.
  3. Crank the volume.
  4. Rest your earbuds on your lips, and close lightly around them. (Adjustment may be required to produce fullest sound.)
  5. Watch your friends ooh and ah in amazement!

I know, I know… only a Gutenberg student could discover something quite so awesomely revolutionary. And trust me—there’s more where this came from. ;)

38 Comments so far

  1. Edouard wrote:

    It actually works…

  2. Caroline wrote:

    Dude. I cannot wait to try this.

  3. Squonk wrote:

    And out of her mouth it goes:
    »Here all the bombs fade away …«

  4. cameron wrote:

    holy crap! That’s crazy! Btw, this makes you look really stupid at work …

  5. Nao Nozawa wrote:

    Haha. I’ll give it a try with my friends tomorrow.

  6. teal wrote:

    *laugh*
    huzzah!!

    a rather spectacular idea, i think….

  7. Bryan Culver wrote:

    Lolz “oracular cavity”

  8. Francesco wrote:

    It works!!! Felt a little stupid putting the earbuds in my mouth but it really worked pretty good.
    I wonder if the nose would work as well…

    …just kidding!!!! LOL!
    By the way, great blog!

  9. Ellie wrote:

    Have you asked friends if it works, or does it just seem to you to work because you can hear it through your mouth? Anyway, cool idea.
    PS, I got here from the bloggies, and I think you shoud’ve won the teen blog award. I haven’t seen any other teen blogs that aren’t vapid, self indulgent and boring. You’re is none of the above.

  10. Ellie wrote:

    Sorry, I meant “yours is none of the above”.

  11. dan wrote:

    the joys of accoustics… it’s all physics i tell you :) you could probably get sponsorship from Apple now… or write a dissertation on the topic :)

  12. Erin Julian wrote:

    Francesco – Nope. Doesn’t work. Don’t ask. :D

    Ellie – Thank you very much for your kind words—that means a lot to me. :) Oh, and, yes, I tried it out with my friends. ;)

    Dan – I welcome any and all sponsorships from Apple. ;)

  13. Tiwitwa_ota wrote:

    ha had to try it right away
    ;) did nearly eat the earphones ;) ;)

    but it works pretty good , Well done ;)

  14. TerretYeth wrote:

    I’ve been showing it off for days. My friends are getting annoyed.

  15. Leviathan wrote:

    Not to detract from your “awesomely revolutionary” idea, but that is disgusting! I don’t think anyone would but their earbuds anywhere near their mouth. There are gross dust mites and not to mention whatever the hell happens to be in your ear (like bologna, for instance) that are harboring away in those grody earbuds. I guess I just don’t want any bodily fluids, waxes or… Protists in my mouth… besides the obvious saliva and such. Nice try, but imo, you fail. Sorry :(

  16. Connor wrote:

    that is the most brilliant thing I’ve read all week.

  17. Judson Collier wrote:

    ahaha! Thanks for the tip erin, nice catch!

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  19. themak wrote:

    I’m going to have to take back those sennheiser closed ear headphones now. ^_^
    Nice tip.

  20. msowers wrote:

    That’s awesome! Now I just need some waterproof earbuds. :P