STEP ONE: Realize that you are lying next to a moose.
STEP TWO: Pretend like you don’t notice it.
STEP THREE: Attack!
STEP FOUR: Keep attacking!
STEP FIVE: Rest. You have triumphed.
You’re welcome,
- Otis
(P.S. That moose was Otis’ Christmas present from us. He loves it. We love that he loves it. Too fun.)
Posted on Monday, January 7th, 2013 at 8:29 pm.
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January 8th, 2013 at 3:41 am
I think your blogs are clever and interesting, especially things like hunting tips and pictures of food!
January 10th, 2013 at 4:33 pm
Thanks, Matt!